so here we are. it's been so long! how i've missed my dedicated disciples.
i figure that after a friday night that included bringing a 20-pack of Depends to a strip club, i should probably get back on the old blogging bandwagon. my life stories are simply too dang amazing to not be shared on the WWW. plus i think the threat of a libel lawsuit has quietly gone away.
above is a recent photo of me with austin powers that i thought you might enjoy.
here's some lily news for those who care:
i live in a much nicer house now in a much better neighborhood.
i recently met the mayor of newark, delaware: vance funk.
i have been eating really unhealthily lately.
we're going to italy in mid-october.
babylson came out.
i really need to work less so i have saucy things to talk about.
stubbs and artie are thriving.
i promise to post something more interesting the next time around which will hopefully be in less than a year (crazy!). big love! xoxoxoxoxoxo
3 comments:
i am so thankful for a SNIL return!! almost as thankful as when i was the recipient of depends in a strip club...30 is pretty awesome!
I will gladly take cuzzes over hipsters any day. Good day sir!
omg, i am so happy, i think i might have peed in my pants a little bit.
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